at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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