I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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