Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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