What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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