But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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