Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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