the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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