I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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