Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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