i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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