how can u be prego again
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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