but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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