A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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