white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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