Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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