Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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