idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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