i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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