He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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