Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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