Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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