Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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