you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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