She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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