So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
