none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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