I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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