saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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