Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Don't make out with my wife yet
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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