He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
