Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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