Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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