I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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