with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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