Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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