ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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