you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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