I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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