That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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