just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
