so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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