super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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