my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
