omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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