Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
She bit a glass in half.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
