Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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