My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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