Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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