Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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