You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My feet surprised me
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