Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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