to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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