She's JV to your varsity
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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