Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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