what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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