just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize