It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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